could you please put your crying kid on vibrate

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*tries to take a selfie* deletes 253 photos and keeps 0

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When your done, your done. When you’ve had enough. You’ve had enough. Only you can decide when your done being sad, when your done being heartbroken. Only you can decide when your done dealing with bullshit and when your finally gonna be happy and move on.


I don’t like morning people or mornings or people

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eat spicy food while pregnant. your baby will become a fire mage. yes i am a doctor

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